26 Uplifting Funny Memes Of Animals Being Complete And Total Derps (September 2, 2024)

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    adriana la cerva's ghost @Catholic_Guilt_ I left the groceries for ONE MINUTE so I could pee and he took a bite out of every single tortilla. I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him 107151 URCHASE FLOUR PORTILL 9
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    All Things Interesting @mrstrangefact Five African grey parrots were removed from their display in a Lincolnshire Wildlife Park because they were swearing at visitors and then laughing with each other. 8:17 AM 6/12/21 SocialOomph .
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    Harry and Ron complaining about the polyjuice potion wearing off too soon Hermione
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    Mobilicity 7:41 PM 89% D i What.... What is this? david do u think she's pretty she's cute i guess. Why is there spaghetti on her head? i'm sorry i can't be her. > iMessage
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    I left you shiny things plz respond
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    when the drama's so spicy you gotta get the cat involved
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    soaringsearingphoenix Follow The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper soaringsearingphoenix Follow Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this tiny--gay-munchkin Follow #bro I have to make sure I get to my OWN vet visits #I have to push mySELF int
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    opalescentdragon: lehrastar: bunnyfood: GET OFF THE COUNTER I ain't tellin him, YOU tell him *holds spray bottle in a very shaky hand* Source: furything 27,961 notes
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    O · People yelling at me to get off the table Someone sneezing three rooms away
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    Divorced men after 40 on dating apps:
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    Dylan Farella @dfarella Relationship Status: The male finishes his nap and checks whether any females have appeared.
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    CAN I COME OVER @cursedcatsarmy AND ACT WEIRD AND BE STRANGE
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    when you're having a bad day so you make everyone else's day bad too
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    dimetrodone Follow African elephant calves vs Asian elephant calves inkysparrow Follow Very Accurate
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    slate @PleaseBeGneiss our relationship with cats is so funny like we house a tiny predator that sometimes makes us bleed and we're like "why so cranky, Mozzarella?" 9:59 AM 8/28/21 Twitter for iPhone •
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    here lies fredesque @FredTaming [dracula seeing giraffe for first time] oh god oh 1:09 PM - 2022-10-06 Twitter Web App 222 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,493 Likes
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    Anatomy Dave Kellett OF Authors @davekellett You guys, I just met a python at the San Diego Zoo named Julius Squeezer REPEAT: JULIUS SQUEEZER 14:05 9/8/19 Tweetbot for iOS .
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    me thinking about having a little snack five minutes after I said I was full
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    Chihuahua or muffin? @nocap
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    Mars @_fieryMARS Cats are my favorite animal because no matter where you fall on the food chain, a cat will still smack the outta you. 2:29 AM 2022-02-03 Twitter for iPhone 6,426 Retweets 360 Quote Tweets 36.6K Likes
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    Andrew G. @marginoferror Don't fight a cat. Use your brain. Use drugs. (From a veterinary textbook) ness 7 Normal Hyperthyroid Other and others 1984) Pretty sound advice Handling: General considerations The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no 'code of ethics' or considerations for its own future. In a fair fight it will win. 1. DON'T FIGHT A CAT 2. USE YOUR BRAIN 3. USE DRUGS
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    When my GF asks me to open a jar of pickles and I can't open it either 4 DEFEATED MALE LEAVES
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    Tricia Rae Pendergrast @traependergrast nature documentary: you now have an emotional attachment to this crab me: ok documentary: do u promise to love him me: yes of course documentary: THE CRAB IS NOW IN MORTAL PERIL me: 5:55 PM 09 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone 1,245 Retweets 4,893 Likes Tweet your reply
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    I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present I am a 400 year commitment Please think hard before you give someone a Greenland Shark this Christmas.
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    He wants to play PlayStation so bad.

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